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Their visitors are a bit subdued like most Portuguese, as if they were a bit under the influence of tranquilizers, but they are not. A bit melancholic or sad, “saudade”, you know. Young men without much money or urgent work, but lots of time, that can easily be invited for some drinks, they are interested in meeting guys, even if they should be older gentlemen. And much later, after drinks and possibly a certainly noisy disco, you can ask them over to My Rainbow Suites where you will prudently show them the surveillance cameras in the corridor Read more

Suzy Size fondly remembers her very first time in Madrid (about 25 years ago) when she went to infamous “Cine Carretas” where nobody watched the silly movie, but everybody engaged in wild male-male sex. Suzy then was not little surprised when she saw two octogenarians (or so) fucking each others (certainly without condoms since AIDS had not come out yet). She got engaged into sexual activities there with a young Gypsy hustler with an enormous cock. Fond memories of grand Madrid, indeed. Read more

There is hardly time to meet new people in gay Zurich this year, like Socrates, a twenty year old Brazilian hustler at the toilet of Carrousel: Lovely with his decorative teeth bracelets, pitch dark and quite a cock. In Paragonya Zurich gay sauna (for details as always go to Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World) two other adorable Brazilians with great personalities, big cocks and big asses were met. Yes, a short time session is still 100 Swiss francs and there is still that hypocrite sign at this leading gay Zurich sauna banning prostitution. Is it not absurd? Read more

But that girl besides Suzy obviously believed in praying. She was to become a domestic helper in Hong Kong, leaving her native Mindanao for the very first time. Of course she was not told about those strange straight rites in Hong Kong called jus primae noctis. It allows the employers to rape those girls first night they arrive and sleep with them ever after. (The Chinese in Hong Kong took that cute custom over from the visiting Spaniards in the year XLLXLL.) But obviously that young and innocent girl sensed something like that. Your moved heroine did not try to convert that devote catholic girl to Voodoo which makes far more sense to Suzy Size (especially in such a dreadful situation) than Catholicism. She even went so far as to lie and tell the girl in the sweetest possible voice “everything will be all right, dear”. Read more

Suzy had even checked the call boys on Gayromeo whilst in Stuttgart, but did not find anybody evoking any interest at all. So be warned, gay sex tourist, if you expect juicy encounters and uninhibited sex to take place on each and every leg of this Gay World Tour, you can skip the Stuttgart episode right away. Nothing of the kinky kind happened at all, but your heroine still enjoyed every minute of her stay in this beautiful residential and provincial city with its friendly people, nice old buildings, parks and good wine and food. Read more

She saw a sexy big Thai guy there with a pony tale, there were many other Thais (also girls) meeting at LM 27 that Sunday afternoon, playing cards inside or drinking and flirting outside. My God, Suzy suddenly thought, this must be Chang! She approached the big guy and said: “Are you not Chang?” (Yeah, a bit a dull approach, you are right, gay sex tourist, but what would you say?) It was this lost son of Pattaya and Suzy invited him for a beer to squeeze all possible details of his life out of him. Read more

This was such a nice and friendly gesture, so typical for great “So Young Men Spa”, Suzy was in heaven again. She talked a little while with extremely friendly Gordon who frequently travels to Bangkok to get massages himself and finally left that hospitable place, thinking that this unique experience just could not be topped this life around. But your heroine erred dramatically. Read more

I have said it for many years and I say it again in view of what’s happening now in California: The insistence of our gay brothers and sisters in the USA on using the expression “marriage” is not wise and will be proven to be detrimental in the end. What matters, are the legal goals (especially inheritance laws), which could be (and in some countries have been) accomplished much more easily without insisting on using the culturally loaded word “marriage”. Read more

The best walk in young man walked in last day. His name was Lackmath at sweet 20. He invited Suzy for a swim too. After that they sat a long time Sunset Terrace whilst the air con was being fixed. It took quite a while, but the time was not wasted. The tongue work of the young man, if you allow such a technical description for such a sweet pastime, was just incredible. Read more

After all that history lessons Suzy was shifting into meat gear. She did not choose to go to gay Taipei “Hans” sauna, even though she likes that name very much since it reminds her of her good old friend Hans Fritschi back in Pattaya who is such a sweet and intelligent guy. Hans, dear, I miss you so. Suzy opted for Rainbow sauna which was easily found thanks to the good description of the access way in Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World. But due to very bad karma (or old age) nobody showed much desire to show Suzy Size the way to heaven there. She watched how a gay Chinese hunk got a blow job by a farang kneeling in front of him in a darkroom. Another one was licking his tits. Read more

Suzy met Tony somewhere on the street and invited him for a beer. He was from Cavite, a place outside Manila, 31 and a father of four. His wife knows about him boom booming with the guys and is not against this as long the objects of desire are men and not girls. Suzy liked his honesty and took him to her room. In front of the Rainbow Pacific Suites another guy approached them, offering to take part in a threesome. Suzy declined the friendly offer politely. Read more

When Suzy Size arrived in Kandy a man approached her right at the exit of the train station and asked here where she wanted to go? Queens Hotel was the natural answer of your heroine. For 200 Rupees this could be done in a Tuk Tuk. A driver was assigned to her. He talked a lot about not having a wife and was clearly indicating to Suzy that he was gay when he asked: “How are the boy friends in Thailand?” Read more

Suzy entered an internet café in Adriatico Street. From the outside she realized this was a gay breeding ground. Rainbow Pacific Suites has an inexpensive internet café downstairs and hotel rooms upstairs, it even has a small pool on the roof top. The building is only a few years old and has an elevator. This is the only openly gay owned and managed hotel in Manila, maybe the Philippines, which is a devout catholic country and is therefore grossly overpopulated and poor (due to married straight sex). Homosexuality (or bisexuality) is rampant because all those young guys have no access to girls outside marriage. Read more

The rout of the first two months of the Gay World Friendship Tour are now clear, and the gay masses can cheer their heroine on the way, if they should wish to do so. Interesting individuals along the route are hereby invited to write to Suzy (editor at stickyrice.ws) if they wish to meet her. But be warned: Do not write if you are boring! But do write: If you want to host Suzy at your villa, wine and dine her endlessly there and borrow your house boys or boy friends during the nights. Get in touch: If you own a 9 star hotel and would like Suzy to move in for free as long as she wishes. Read more

Do you believe that? Suzy Size entered a gym? But it is absolutely true. Of course it was Boyz Gym which is a special kind of gym, catering to lazy people (Suzy Size: strictly no sports) and sporty people (Jim Lumsden: training for a marathon) would you have thought that? But before entering the gym Jim Lumsden explained to Suzy Size on the Boyz terrace why he became a sporty and very fit person in one. Read more

On the way to Rizal Park Suzy Size took a look at Robinsons Place, a Shopping Mall that was not yet here during the last visit about eight years ago. It is very cruisy Fridays and Saturdays and Suzy was approached in no time by a fellow called Josh who immediately wanted to go to the hotel room of your heroine. He was a skinny guy and in no way one of those beloved Suzy Size hunks. So Suzy told him politely, she was not interested in his massage offer. Then Josh told Suzy he was sooo hungry and our shocked motherly heroine handed him 50 Pesos. This was the beginning of a beautiful friendship, even though quite one sided. Josh appeared in this gay Ermita neighborhood out of nowhere every day to beg for his daily allowance and Suzy always paid him off, but also asked him: “Josh, what will you do when I am gone?” Read more

A bird outside is calling again and again. And I feel like poking my head out of the window. But I cannot move. For one hour I am not allowed to even move the tip of my toe. An awesome silence is lying over the other forty or so meditators, women strictly separated from men by an isle. The light is dim. I am not allowed to open my eyes just a little bit in order to check whether anyone has fallen asleep. Only stomachs I hear growling from time to time, especially from the women’s side. One sounds like the grumbling of an angry bear. No one giggles. Read more

When Suzy Size came to Hong Kong for the first and only time about twenty years ago, she just hated it. Too many rude Chinese, the horrible traffic, noises, the lack of gay life – all those factors contributed to her unfavourable view of this hectic city. (And she was still a small town girl then.) This time around our heroine had a ball and liked every minute of her two stays (two days on the way to Manila and Taipei, two days on the way back). Read more

When Suzy reached Nathan Road (which is walking distance from the China Ferry Terminal at Victoria Harbor) she saw the ugly building right away where her cheap hotel was located. Just looking at the dilapidated building explained the unusual low Hong Kong price of roughly 1200 Baht for a single bed room with its own bath room, TV and wireless internet connection in the newly renovated USA Hotel. Suzy queued at the right elevator of Mirador Mansion. There were many backpackers there in waiting and it took a long time till it finally arrived. Suzy was the last passenger to enter that antique elevator, but the first to leave it at floor 13. Read more

When Suzy Size bolted her hotel door, Ricardo had already helped himself with a beer from the refrigerator. The sex that followed was extremely dull. Ricardo did nothing but laying down and getting a blow job, dead meat. No kissing allowed, he was a complete macho. His thing, by the way, was not very impressive to put it politely. And when Suzy Size handed over the 400 Hong Kong $ (1600 Baht) agreed upon he wanted more. Our heroine, not amused at all, refused. But then sweet Ricardo took out a knife from his pocket and put it right at the throat of Suzy Read more